The Daily: Awake, Again

 Saturday, March 26, 2022

5:04 am: Awake at five on a Saturday, this is stupid. It's too dark to go outside for a run, so I am just laying in bed with the lamp on waiting for the sun to show it's dumb face.

5:55 am: I have watched too many TikTok videos already this morning. TikTok is strange, some videos have no likes and are interesting and different, the videos that are the same as the one before it (and the one before that one) have a gazillion likes. Weird.

6:21 am: Leaving to go jog outside. It's still kind of dark, but the sky is lightening up now. Here I go.

7:58 am: Jog done, shower done, and now coffee. I have so many little chores to get to before our friend's daughters birthday party later. I don't want to do any of them, I'd rather sit on the couch and mindlessly watch MTV.

8:08 am: All the videos are by the Foo Fighters this morning, their drummer, Taylor Hawkins, died last night. He was only 50, shit, that sucks.

9:30 am: Making wrapping paper out of roll of brown butcher paper and Sharpee markers, now my house smells like chemicals and I have a headache. All because I think store wrapping is too generic...I am a nightmare sometimes.

10:15 am: Out in the yard to water the plants, there is a giant bumble bee that keeps nagging at me, I don't if it is the stinging kind, I hope it's not. 

10:40 am: Making a video for The Baby Gene TikTok account. He's stuck in the bathroom and getting into all kinds of shenanigans. I love making these stupid videos.

11:45 pm: Eating lunch with the kid and laughing WAY too hard at America's Funniest Home Videos, seriously it's not that funny, but I am dying. 

12:50 pm: I am falling asleep on the couch, I can't keep sleeping so shitty every night. Oh well, Saturdays are made for couch sleeping.

2:02 pm: Walking the dog through the neighborhood, she is slow, slow, slow. My God she is slow sometimes. And, now I am a sweaty.

2:39 pm: Probably the end of today's blogging. I have to beautify myself soon (update deodorant, add some more mascara to the lashes, put on a t shirt that hasn't already been worn for a couple of days), it's almost party time, baby.