I cannot be the only one…who is thirty-plus
years old and still shivers from the nightmare Christmas gifts of the past. One
year, as an impressionable pre-teenage girl, I foolishly asked my parents for a
stereo system for my bedroom. While visiting my friends houses I admired their
compact disc systems with brightly lit radio tuners and the brand emblazoned on
the front, “Sony”. Christmas morning I could barely contain myself in my
bedroom waiting for my parent’s sleepy butts to get out of bed, when they
finally set us loose like caged animals I ran to the fireplace hearth and found
a nondescript black cube with what looked like speakers set off to either side.
I looked from mom to dad wondering if this was the shiny stereo I had been
dreaming of and my mom looked down at me and said, “Isn’t that just what you’ve
been wanting?” As the good child I was, I nodded and replied with my thanks,
but my dream of getting just what I really wanted for Christmas was ruined. (As
a side note the closing of our local JC Penny Outlet most likely saved many
children from disappointing “no-brand” gifts, thank you tanking economy.)
Now I have a husband who comes to
the rescue of my broken Christmas wishes, providing me this year with something
every mom needs, new UGG boots. I
have had many many many pairs of buttery suede furry lined UGG boots and the
pair I received from my hubby this year do not disappoint.
The gift of a good meat thermometer
means so much to me as I bbq quite often, and after all the word “mom” is in the
name, which I guess is a subliminal message saying "get to cooking". I hope this Taylor Digital
Cooking Thermometer with Probe I was given Christmas morning will eliminate
the many frantic moments in the dark cold night I have spent hoping my tri-tip is on the good
side of rare rather than the “moo” side of under cooked.
Lastly, my son received piles after
piles of festive wrapped gifts, thoughtfully sent from out of state grandparents and cousins who live close by, and after everything was unwrapped I have
to say that the gift of Doggie Doo was the winner that brought the family back
to the dinning room table laughing and partaking in my son’s love of potty
talk.
I have to say that this year did
not disappoint any of us, with top shelf booze for the adults and plenty of
Lego Star Wars for the kids everyone is full of consumerism contentment. Merry Christmas gift givers and
receivers, I hope all of your unwrapping moments was as fulfilling for your family as they were for my little family.
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